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Local Nerd Caught With Resume At ClubFest

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Local Nerd Caught With Resume At ClubFest

 

 

The 2019 Spring ClubFest was hosted this week in the Memorial Union. Many very cool students took this opportunity to apply for other very cool clubs, such as Skateboard Club, Boxing Club, and Graffiti Club. Amidst this group of very cool students, one total nerd couldn’t help but stand out, Gregory Jubrinsky. Gregory was caught being lame earlier this year when he was attending classes over winter break, and it seems as if this geek is on a roll. Dawning a suit jacket and resumes in hand, Gregory was applying for any club that would give him social affirmation. When asked about his prospects for the day he said, “Not a lot of luck, but I did get some interest by the police awareness club, called Cuffs”. While Mr. Jubrinsky somehow managed to make himself look less cool at this semester’s ClubFest, he may still learn something about himself.

 

 

 

 

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