Pres. Wendy Wintersteen Denies Whoville Connection

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Pres. Wendy Wintersteen Denies Whoville Connection

 

President Wintersteen called a major press conference today in order to combat rumors about her possible connection to Doctor Seuss’s city of Whoville. Taking the defensive, Wintersteen began her statement with “I would never ever never be a Who. I just think that’s silly, why don’t you?” Rumors started when Wintersteen was seen carrying a nonsensical musical instrument on what was later to be confirmed the whocentennial, a traditional Who holiday. Reports began to pile up related to her possible heritage when a former Beardshear janitor found a half eaten roast beast sandwich in the President’s office trash can. Sity Sauce will remind our readers that Whos are exactly as capable of leading a university as anyone else and to keep Whomo-phobic language out of our comment section.