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Forgot it was break, total nerd still attending class

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Forgot it was break, total nerd still attending class

On December 17th, 2018 SitySauce reporters observed what might be the lamest thing ever. Local nerd, Gregory Jubrinsky, was caught walking to lecture at Carver Hall. According to Gregory, “I thought we still had classes”, upon further interview, we learned that this hopeless dork didn’t realize winter break was currently in session. “Class or no class, I’m going back to Friley and studying calc anyway!” responded total dweeb, Jubinsky when asked about what he’d be doing, since the classes won’t start for another four weeks. Dorm residents aren’t allowed to stay in the dormitories over break when pressed on the matter of whether or not he would be celebrating (Insert winter holiday of choice here), the spazz just shouted, “WHAT DO HOLIDAYS MATTER IF CAN’T BE ACADEMICALLY CHALLENGED FOR FOUR WHOLE WEEKS!”. Current whereabouts of Jubrinsky are unknown, although one thing is for sure, this geek definitely isn’t on Santa’s* cool list.

 

*Or any other winter holiday dietity/mascot

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