Parks Library Dangerously Low On Toilet Paper Early Into Finals Week

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Parks Library Dangerously Low On Toilet Paper Early Into Finals Week

Parks library has recently issued an emergency alert regarding the dangerously low level of toilet paper in its restrooms. Reports indicate that the second and third-floor restrooms are currently completely out. “Yeah, it’s been out for at least an hour,” said Junior Ralph Gibson, ”Not that I’ve had any problems with it, I definitely just heard it through the grapevine” clarified the strong smelling Junior. The janitorial staff has done their best to keep up with the ongoing war on the supplies of the Parks bathrooms, however, they haven’t responded to request for comment, so they may very well be losing the battle. While many students have resorted to grabbing a handful of those brown scratchy hand towels on their way in, we here at Sity Sauce recommend you BYOTP.