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Giant Flock of Crows Waiting for Best Moment to Raid Ames.

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With the fall season well underway Sity Sauce thought it was about time to check in with local Ames fortune teller. After paying a hefty fee she started to chant the following mystic tale,

 

“The leaves are falling faster than the temperature, and certainly not as fast as my GPA. The only thing not screaming Autumn are the two metric tons of feathers that swarm our beloved town. Every day we look to the bare trees, waiting to hear the melodic squawking with no results. Clearly, this is not determined by how many layers we pop on, how spooky our decorations will be, nor will mass sales of caramel flavored cider. Until the day when the majestic omens of death lay siege to this humble area, we must hold off on our murder jokes, our strawman weaving, and sadly our “make a loud noise next to the tree to scare all the crows.” The crows have decided not to grace our campus at the moment. Fortunately, the time will come and we may toss acorns into the street, and resume our crow festivities.”

 

Although we are not sure what we’re supposed to do with this information, we highly recommend you keep an eye out on crows.

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Giant Flock of Crows Waiting for Best Moment to Raid Ames.