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ISU™ Marching Band Budget Leaks; 93% Goes To Inflatable Costumes

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ISU™ Marching Band Budget Leaks; 93% Goes To Inflatable Costumes

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After back to back home game band performances featuring inflatable costumes, many critics have started to question ISU’s marching bands spending. Sity Sauce launched an investigation only to find that a whopping 93% of the bands budget in the 2018-2019 season has already been allocated to inflatable costumes. The band planned to fly to national marching band contests, but will now be traveling in rickshaws carried by the ISU Cross Country team. “We had to hand stitch our own uniforms” claims brass section member Tom Ba, “They haven’t fed us in days, please send help!”. The inflatable costume craze has been found to go all the way to the top. In secret tapes leaked by band members, band director Christian Carichner was heard saying “I just wanna be a meme! I wanna be on Fox Sports with the dinosaurs and the aliens!! That is all that matters to me!!!” ISU Marching Band or any other member of the administration refused to comment on this developing scandal. 

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ISU™ Marching Band Budget Leaks; 93% Goes To Inflatable Costumes