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I*wa St*te Un*versity© Erases Name To Comply With Copyright Law

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IO*A ST*TE UNI*VERSITY, AMES

Io*a St*te Un*versity’s new copyright enforced the removal of the words “Io*a,” “St*te,” and “Un*versity” from club names and, unfortunately, themselves. A miscommunication in the legal language has banned the use of any of those words by any person or organization. A secondary mix up has the punishment for such an infringement being three-lifetime sentences coupled with a fine high enough to collapse a small country.

Until such a mistake is corrected, we must comply.  Io*a St*te Un*versity’s copyright blunder has workers with chisels putting in hours to remove all engraved mentions. Fortunately, this won’t be enforced upon the other lesser known copyrights for the post-secondary educational center located left of Illinois. Usage of “Hilton Magic” and “VEISHEA” will not be as strictly enforced. The legal department expects to clear this up within a month and fully recover the words, “****,” “*****,” and “**********” for public use.

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I*wa St*te Un*versity© Erases Name To Comply With Copyright Law