ISU Fraternity Party’s Not Fun With New Safety Guidelines.

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ISU Fraternity Party’s Not Fun With New Safety Guidelines.

 

 

The Office Of Greek Affairs has recently taken a strong stance on reckless partying within the Iowa State Greek system, for once. These new regulations have come as a shock for the Iowa State Greek community, and have been met with backlash. According to Article 6, point 9, it is now banned to duct tape any alcoholic beverage to your hands passed 4:00 pm. While this likely won’t stop members of Greek life from playing the classic game “Edward Forty-Hands” at dartys, this does greatly affect greek brothers and sisters from getting completely “shit faced” in this classic way  Other points in Article 6 prevent the “Freshman cup” rule in beer pong, “gerbil shots”, “body shots”, “jello shots”, shotgunning 4 lokos, and doing more than 2 lines of cocaine a night. In an official statement by fraternity president Chad Hughes, “This is unfair! What am I supposed to do at 3:00 am on a Saturday?!”. To enforce these new laws chaperones from your middle school activity nights will be employed in every house, and house moms will now be replaced by your actual mom.