Your Freshman Year Roommate Running For StuGov Senate

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Your Freshman Year Roommate Running For StuGov Senate

 

 

That’s right, It’s your random roommate from freshman year that you for definitely thought was going to drop out, and yes, she is running for Student Government Senator. On March 12th Student Government elections started and too many surprises Samantha (Sam) Frenzy’s name was on the ballot. We know what you are probably thinking, “Is that Sam, my freshman year roommate?!?”, and in fact, it is. Sure she didn’t bathe at all, and maybe she never went to class, and sure she ate loudly, and she was a noisy sleeper, and perhaps she was up way too early in the morning. Despite all of that she now thinks she can be in charge of important Student Government Decisions, such as how to properly shotgun a brewski, and which Shrek movie was better. Despite being a terribly uncool candidate, it appears as if she will unanimously become the Frederiksen Court Senator, as she is running unopposed. Student political experts would advise you not to worry, as she is only one voice in next years senate. You never know, maybe she’s changed from freshman year and matured, perhaps she will end up being a good voice for the Iowa State™ student body.